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@cambrianangel I am cackling at your tags
amazing
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months
This lack of notes is probably a big part of why TikTok seems to think they invented the meme.
They think WHAT?!
Who Has The Most Gender?: Round 2
Asha: art by laurellerual, AWOIAF Page
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not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’
ALT
it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.”
i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me.
as a former swim instructor, please declare your feral children. Please. Don’t tell me they aren’t feral. They are domesticated while dry. that goes out the window the second they touch water.